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Curtis's career in tatters after Goodmans video comes to light
Three Min Home Video Undermines Adam Curtis' Entire Career

International media analysts are claiming a three minute home video 'The Loving Trap' appears to undermine, in one fell swoop, the entire 25 year career of acclaimed BBC documentary maker Adam Curtis. Curtis is famous for creating the 'collageumentary', a technique of film making favouring style over substance, and responsible for several well known titles, including; All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace (2011), Bitter Lake (2015) and the 2017 puesdo-intellectual mega hit 'Hyper-normalization'. Up until now, owing to their purposefully obfuscative nature, it had been considered practically impossible for any sane person to come up with a coherent criticism of Curtis's work but now a three minute long home video first posted on the humble internet seven years ago by Ben Goodmans threatens to change all that.

Glen Soya [52] an ex-Curtis fan from Bristol, commented about the video on YouTube, 'Brilliant! I was suspicious of Curtis the minute the bearded hipsters down the pub began loving his films. Now, the next time some craft beer drinking twat starts singing his praises I can tell them to google this video on their smartphone and stop talking shite.'

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The Loving Trap is a short film by Ben Woodhams about famed BBC documentary film producer Adam Curtis ..


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For the record my real name is Glen Soya: Brilliant! I was suspicious of Curtis the minute the bearded hipsters down the pub began loving his films. The next time some craft beer drinking twat starts singing his praises I can tell them to google this video on their smart phone and stop talking shite.




Meet Adam Curtis, Establishment Contrarian - YouTube

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World Bollotics

Mugabe: If Hitler moustaches can comeback so can I!
Mugabe Evades Impeachment With World's Longest Speech 

Slippery Zimbabwean President Mugabe evaded impeachment earlier this week from members of the military coup threatening to overthrow him by delivering the world's longest speech. The 93 year-old tyrant was, at least, partially successful as his labyrinthine oratory lasted over 14 hours -with the embattled leader, at times, leaving gaps of up to 25 minutes between words- and so lengthy that it saw the death of over half his detractors from old age before ending. Tempers hit boiling point in the room packed with representatives of the armed forces allied against Mugabe when the mumbling leader pretended to make a mistake near the end and suggested that he, 'Go back to the beginning and start again?'

At the end of the speech one of the surviving generals sitting behind Mugabe grabbed the teetering pile of papers from the doddering despot then thrust them at an attending lieutenant and ordered him to go to Staples to get a 5 litre tub of Tippex [see video]. After his performance the president is reported to have been 'overwhelmed' with offers from international telecommunications companies interested in having him make their premium line recorded messages.

The fiasco has once again highlighted African politics's inability to be taken seriously by anyone who is not personally threatened by its shambolic and deadly uncertainties, though the UK's understanding of the story currently unfolding in poor Zimbabwe will, no doubt, be hampered by our own incoherent domestic reporting with the Times' international affairs editor leading the charge on BBC's The Papers 11/19 and vindicating her enormous salary by insightfully predicting the bleeding obvious; 'It's important what happens next!'

Previously, the world's longest speech was made by Mugabe's contemporary Zulu Chief Mangosuthu Buthelezi between the 12th and 29th March 1993 and lasted for a whopping 17 days but Mugabe's speech, by virtue of the number of words to its length, was judged by Guinness World Record staff as seeming 'a lot, lot longer.' President Mugabe himself is reported to be tired after his marathon efforts but still refuses to be downbeat about his perilous situation and, although army bosses have officially banned him from ever talking publicly again - 'until he is arrested', he was allowed to release one 'short' press statement in which he confidently claimed, 'If Hitler moustaches can make a comeback so can I!'   


Chiwenga hides Mugabe speech sheets - YouTube


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Longest legislative speech | Guinness World Records

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Mar 29, 1993 - The longest speech made was one by Chief Mangosuthu Buthelezi, the Zulu leader, when he gave an address to the KwaZulu legislative assembly between 12 and 29 Mar 1993. He spoke on 11 of the 18 days, averaging nearly 2½ hours on each of the 11 days. 

World Bollotics

Western Democracy: two pedos and a child voting for what happens next?
Putin Calls Out West's Pedophile Satanic Cult 

World opinion of the West fell to its lowest notch ever recently when Russian President Vladimir Putin openly, and without any complaint, stated the euro Atlantic states were run by a satanic pedophile cult. At first glance any self-respecting westerner might take offence at Mr Putin's controversial remarks as surely we (The West) are the cradle of modern democracy and the upholders of international law but a mere ten minutes on the internet will prove that his accusations are spot on.

As neither Clinton, Bush, Obama or Trump have done anything tangible to address what has become, as Mr Putin's remarks show, a matter of international public knowledge, it only compounds the belief that elite pedophilia is now the gravest problem facing US politics. Adding further weight to the Russian premier's claims in the UK only recently civil servants lost yet another dossier in the Westminster pedophile case this time containing details of 114 child sex offenders adding mounting speculation to claims of a cover up of a child sex ring operating in the heart of UK government. With an ex-prime minister {Heath}, chancellor of the exchequer {Britain}, manager MI6 (Hayman) plus hundreds of MP's and civil servants too many to list, all famous pedophiles, visiting the House of Commons has now become akin to attending a party at Jimmy Saville's dirty old caravan and has prompted the question: should M.P. now stand for 'Molesting Pervert'?

Personally, I would rather not live in a country, or a hemisphere, run by child rapists and it seems rather obvious that the only reason to have so many powerful politicians and civil servants on both sides of the Atlantic compromised by their sexual peculiarities is because they are being manipulated by a foreign power. Who that could be is for you to decide but after watching the video below would you honestly want your child going to the White House, the beacon of world liberal democracy, where they are groped by any one of the colossal perverts obviously operating there with total impunity? What a disgusting state of affairs and I haven't even mentioned Satanism yet.

Joe Biden Sexually Assaults Children - YouTube

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Mediaganda

Bang! Bye bye representative government - hello war machine
New JFK Documents Prove Journalists Bunch of Shitbags

New documents released by the US government regarding the JFK assassination have finally proved, beyond any shadow of doubt, that all modern mainstream journalists are a bunch of shitbags. This is the obvious conclusion assumed by world citizens after, once again, ALL international media outlets have pretended they cannot use Google to see evidence viewed by everyone else on earth proving that John Fitzgerald Kennedy was definitely murdered by the same gangster elements which continue to pollute US politics today. It is now estimated that only 1750 men and women across the world still 'say' they believe the US government's official version of events surrounding JFK's murder and that these individuals all, coincidentally, either work for newspapers or TV channels.

Of course, one would naturally expect US corporate media; CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, The Washington Post and The New York Times 'unable to use Google' as they have always been a gang of sweaty-faced, right wing, lying scum capable of selling their neighbours for medical experiments. However, one may be a little more surprised to discover; The Guardian, Channel 4, Channel 5, The Evening Standard, The Independent and the rest of the useless UK press, either have no bollocks whatsoever or are simply incapable of using a computer to see the millions of pieces of overwhelming evidence contradicting the government's ridiculous 'story.' 

Barry Hadkins (52) heading a national committee investigating Standards of Press Legitimacy and Integrity (S.T.O.P.L.Y.I.N.G), commented, 'The Guardian must have baked beans for brains. In their article dated 26/10/2017, Phillip Shenon states "All of the most credible evidence continues to point to Lee Harvey Oswald as the lone gunman in Dallas" when a five year old can see the shot that blows Kennedy's head off comes from the front, reducing his [Shenon's] entire proposition, career and, no doubt, his entire political paradigm, to a bucket of donkey's piss. This is exactly the kind of remedial, slack, spineless reporting currently driving a wedge between society and the mainstream press which, in turn, produces the modern phantasm of 'Fake News'. It is then surely no coincidence that sales of papers are ever decreasing as people go look for themselves rather than being lied to by some fat-arsed, lazy reporter who cannot use the internet properly which, in itself, makes the Guardian's woeful plea on their website for a £5 subscription fee to pay for 'independent', 'investigative', {please} 'journalism' even more offensive and insulting. But I guess that most journos would rather live comfortably in Islington enjoying their privileged lives toeing the war machine line rather than gravitating toward more awkward, and potentially revenue depleting principles, like the truth and justice. Remember, if the Guardian, and the rest of the pathetic UK paparazzi, are prepared to overlook the mountains of evidence incriminating a right wing coup d'etat from within the US government murdering the most important politician for a 100 years in broad daylight which, in turn, led to the 14 year-long Vietnam war consigning millions upon millions of souls to the abyss, imagine how little it will take them to overlook any suspicious circumstances surrounding your own untimely death: A new espresso machine? Maybe a $25 polyester polo shirt? How much do you think YOU are worth? Also if they cannot get this right - one of the most obvious and crucially important conspiracies of all time - what the fuck can they get right?'

#Fuckmainstreammedia

JFK's 1961 Speech to the Media - YouTube

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Kennedy made this speech because the Press had leaked US Military ... The American Newspaper ...

World Bollotics

White House wage slash: new cabinet paid with cookies
Trump Appoints New Cabinet After Old One Is Arrested

During an incredible turn of events yesterday [Halloween 31/10/2017] US President Donald Trump was forced to appoint an entirely new cabinet after his old one was arrested. The head of the FBI stated that the list of crimes committed by Trump's old cabinet was too long to list and that a new legal supercomputer would have to be built by NASA to work on the upcoming cases.

According to one White House insider, 'When members of the law enforcement agencies burst in and dragged the old cabinet from the Oval Room I was scared but President Trump was already thinking on his feet, or more accurately his swivel chair, and announced that he was confident God would provide a great solution. Then at that very moment -Heaven's above- the doorbell rang.'

New members of Trump's cabinet now include - from right to left: The Wicked Witch of the North - Wendy (6) Overseeing Defense Department. Bat Boy - Joey (4) Managing National Security Agency. Princess Leia - Alice (6) Foreign Aid Director. Rainbow Unicorn Girl - Susie (5) Education Department. Girl in the frilly dress - no name (8) Treasury Department and looking after candy and cookies.

President Trump said he was confident all his new appointments would do 'great' and that fellow Republicans would be pleased with the pay deal he had negotiated slashing existing White House wages as new appointees will be paid with cookies. The President also wanted to draw attention to the fact that his latest cabinet was 'nearly 80% female' and were equally diverse, with half the characters coming from Universal Film studios and the other from Paramount apart from, of course, Rainbow Unicorn Girl and the girl in the frilly dress which were 'not from any movie' he had ever seen.

White House officials commented that 'given the present circumstances they were pleased with the outcome,' although they have, once again, warned the President to avoid any potentially embarrassing IQ test competitions with his new members of staff.

Mediaganda

Weinstein 'I'm gay'
Weinstein 'I'm Gay'

Disgraced movie executive Harvey Weinstein attempted to deflect uproar over the multiple sexual assault allegations facing him by claiming, 'I'm gay.' Speaking through a lawyer, the 65 year old, twice married, multi-millionaire added that if this was not sufficient he was prepared to have a skin graft, genitalia replacement therapy, a womb implant and become a feminist.

Mr Weisnstein's extravagant claims, promises and counter-claims, come after fellow movie high-flyer Kevin Spacey's apparent sidestepping of sexual assault allegations on 14 year-old Anthony Rapp by coming out as gay in the telling second paragraph of his, obviously much-considered, text apology to the, now 46 year-old, actor. International pundits along with Tinseltown insiders are frantically pawing over the evidence before delivering judgement in the public media trial, with a few predicting wide scale pandemonium if the claims are successful.

Media psychologist Professor Al Probus Dexter, Head of Dialectic Ethical Research (D.E.R.) at the Massachusetts Institute of Communications, explained, 'People are such inconsistent scumbags these days it's impossible to say what's going to happen. Although, I would guess that Mr Weinstein's desperate efforts stand as much chance coming out smelling of roses as penis-flavoured ice cream, on the other hand Mr Spacey's - the liberal lion - might be more successful and this would set a worrying precedent. If this carries on we are going get swathes of Ex-Nazi, KGB and Khmer Rouge murderers all coming out, forgive the pun, claiming they were gay and, as such, be more leniently judged for their crimes. Unfortunately, whilst the timing of both are as dubious and reprehensible as each other, what the Spacey and Weisnstein claims actually show us is that, society is currently as neurotic as Germaine Greer on mushrooms at a strip club with a load of squadies and, as such, wrongdoers are inevitably tempted to pander to this air of hysteria. In short, if the public want to stop this constant PR conniving they must realise that their positive discrimination is just as pernicious, ludicrous and offensive as their negative discrimination and as welcome, to the more rational amongst us, as a particularly bad case of herpes.'

Bad Science

S-S.H.I.T.E.R.R. bot about to mate with box
Defective Robots To Replace Top US Politicians

Hopes of AI machines taking our jobs received another kick in its titanium groin yesterday when Boston Dynamics' disastrous program to build a shelf-stacking robot ended in failure. (see video below). Top US scientists have now decided the only workers that robots can realistically replace are US politicians.

Head of Robotics at Boston Dynamics Hans Creosote PHD, frowned, 'We've spent $700,000,000 developing the Shelf-Stacker Hyper Independence Technical Employee Replacement Robot (S-S.H.I.T.E.R.R.) but every time we turn it on all it does is knock down the boxes then tries to mate with them. Our backers were anxious to recoup their investment so they decided the only job on earth low-skilled enough for our defective robots to replace were US politicians. A deal was quickly completed with the Un-human Resources Centre of the Federal Government and the robots will be phased in during the Senator's summer holidays. Er ...Good luck!'

A White House aid commented that Mike Pence, Rex Tillerson and, of course, President Donald Trump himself are 'first in line for replacement', adding, 'Before the new defective robots come on line, due to the volatile political situation in Charlottesville and North Korea, new interactive Mickey Mouse talking dolls will be purchased from Amazon and used instead as a precautionary measure.'
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The Boston Dynamics' team have already fitted their new replacement 'bots' with ground-breaking clapping software and extra long-life Duracell batteries in preparation for Benjamin Netanyahu's next state visit where it is hoped that they will be able to perform the obligatory 33 standing ovations without exploding and bursting into flames. Other necessary attributes, including random sentence generation, jerky hand gestures and illogical press conferences, were said to be 'well underway' with one team member suggesting, strictly off the record, 'Haven't you been watching TV recently? The Shelf-Stacker Hyper Independence Technical Employee Replacement Robot might not be able to put one box on top of another without making a total dick out of itself but it's not that bad.'

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